I forgot to get dessert for the #OpeningCeremonies. Luckily I have peanut butter and baker?s chocolate. Let the games begin, fuckers!
?Yo London, Imma let you finish, but Beijing had the best #openingceremonies of all time.?
Would anyone notice if they added a fake country to the parade? #OpeningCeremonies like Newfartandstand?
god I hate the way British people talk #OpeningCeremonies
Needs more Monty Python #openingceremonies
There has been an underwhelming number of Spice Girls appearances thus far. #London2012 #OpeningCeremonies #WhatIReallyReallyWant
7 Billion pieces of paper released into the air for #OpeningCeremonies? It?s cool, I hated trees anyways.
Giant penises rising into the London sky. #OpeningCeremonies
Father-in-law saw the Vietnam team enter the stadium and now he won?t stop yelling ?Charlie!? at the TV screen. #openingceremonies #PTSD
Princess Di hologram for the #OpeningCeremonies at the #olympics. I?m calling it.
help us, Hologram John Lennon and Hologram George Harrison. you?re our only hope. #OpeningCeremonies
You know you?re legit when you have 3 generations from all over the world singing in unison. #McCartney #OpeningCeremonies
?there?s the queen cheering wildly.? I?m pretty sure that?s not what we?re seeing
#openingceremonies
And by ?there?s the queen, cheering wildly,? they mean ?and there?s the queen, standing quietly and calmly.? #openingceremonies #London2012
?Here?s the Queen, cheering wildly for Great Britain.? Sure, let?s go with that. #OpeningCeremonies
The Queen looked utterly bored! Haha! My bf says she?s thinking ?It?s past my bedtime & I missed Golden Girls! Dammit!? #openingceremonies
Now they?re apparently doing an affectionate ?Tribute to Pollution & Black Lung?. #Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
#openingceremony #openingceremonies They?re making it smell like sulfur in the stadium. First Mr. Bean? now this. Go England!
I like how they consider the sulfer smell in the Olympic stadium to be a bonus.#openingceremonies
#openingceremonies Dancing nannies and kids jumping on beds ? what is wrong with British people?
I?m disappointed not one of those bed-ridden kids spewed pea soup or spun their head around #tubularbells #openingceremonies
All the countries were done in record time? Holy shit how long did other Olympics take? #OpeningCeremonies
Holy shit! It?s raining Julie Andrews! #openingCeremonies
That awkward moment when it took Harry Potter 7 long books to beat Voldemort? and Mary Poppins did it in 2 minutes. #OpeningCeremonies
Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way ? but that inflatable baby is way sick #oopeningceremonies
Quit bragging about all your musical geniuses, Britain. We invented Hanson. #TEAMUSA #OpeningCeremonies #London2012
#openingceremonies hey who?s leading Afghanistan ? he?s cute!
?Albania has never won an Olympic medal.? ?Is that a set-up or a punch line? ?#openingceremonies
Here comes American Samoa! Oh wait, no. it?s just 80s pop band The Jets #openingceremonies
There?s a place called Andora? ?#OpeningCeremonies
oh dear ? Angola?s outfits looks distrubing close to Aunt Jemima?s ? #openingceremonies
Hello Markus Rogan! How do I get to Austria? #OpeningCeremonies
I love how the skip over the boring countries during the Parade of Nations #Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
Doesn?t #Bhuntan mean something bad in Italian??#OpeningCeremonies
When I saw Bhutan at the #OpeningCeremonies, I remembered when Andy Bernard said ?it?s on like wearing Sean Jean in Bhutan!?. #TheOffice
Rock on Cameroon! #OpeningCeremonies http://t.co/8yEr2N7b
I want to go to Chad. ?I never go anywhere.?#OpeningCeremonies
#czech out those?ummm?rainboots? #openingceremonies
Where can I get a pair of Czech Republic rain boots? #OpeningCeremonies
D-J-I-B-O-U-T-I spells Djibouti!!! ?#OpeningCeremonies
Every 4 years we get to shake-shake-shake out #Djibouti jokes. #Olympics2012 #OpeningCeremonies
Next fuckable country? Dominican Republic! #OpeningCeremonies
There?s too many countries ? we need to go to war more ?#OpeningCeremonies
Christ and I thought It?s a Small World was long. ? #OpeningCeremonies
Wait we have Independent Olympic Athletes? ?Are they freelance? ?Do they train from home?
GO INDEPENDENT OLYMPIC ATHLETES!!!! #bestgroupever #2012Olympics #openingceremonies
I love the independent athletes. ?They look like they only ones having any fun.?#openingceremonies
Independent athletes are high #paradeofnations #openingceremonies
You know who should narrate the #OpeningCeremonies? Statler & Waldorf.
Here?s Japan?. and no giant robots. Buckets of fail. #OpeningCeremonies
I swear some of these countries are made up. ?I fully expect to hear ?Park Place and Electric Company at any moment ?#OpeningCeremonies
This ?#OpeningCeremonies needs four judges in chairs that rotate
Moldova got the shaft for a WalMart commercial ?#OpeningCeremonies
This Olympics ?#OpeningCeremonies needs the San Diego chicken running around and doing the cabbage patch
#OpeningCeremonies needs more COWBELL
psst? between you and me, Nigeria will send you a gold medal if you wire them $10,000 from your bank account #OpeningCeremonies
For anyone who missed the #OpeningCeremonies don?t be upset. It sucked. #Olympics2012
I missed a rerun of Shark Tank for this? #OpeningCeremonies
#OpeningCeremonies ends w/ the Queen locks everyone up in the stadium and says: Happy Hunger Games!
Due to overwhelming request, NBC will replay the Beijing #OpeningCeremonies immediately following whatever this is.
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